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Hearing on Establishing Consistent Enforcement Policies in the Context of Online Wagers
Wednesday 11/14/2007 - 10:00 AM


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I want to be Annie Duke when I grow up.

Aqua Dots + Me = GHB!

In recent news, watch out for date rape drugs in your children's toys. At least according to the best article ever to grace AOL's news page. Turns out the makers of Aqua Dots forgot to check up on whether or not their dots turn into GHB when ingested. Oops.
The article also contains the following video which includes Meg White touching little girls and Australians talking:

Bindeez products 'life-threatening'
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Juno...

This...

... I will see instantly.

I don't remember selling my soul for the opportunity to view a production with such an all-star cast, but I'm sure it must have happened quite recently. I was probably making friends with a toilet at Virgina Tech.

I am posting the following to view later when I am bored at work stuffing envelopes.

Shakira...

Doesn't anybody out there understand that Shakira is weird? Like, really weird. It's a little disturbing.

William Carlos Williams

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

Are you kidding me? There are so many things about this man that are utterly ridiculous, starting with his name, why add to them? Jeez, I can't really remember but I think he had a kid and named his damn kid William Williams too. Ugh, this guy won a Pulitzer Prize? Seriously?

I need a drink.