Shut Down All The Trash Compactors On The Detention Level...

I actually purchased, with real American currency, a CD this weekend. I was in Barnes & Noble and I picked up the Zack and Miri Make a Porno Soundtrack.


I looked at the back and instantly laid down the $16.99 plus tax. This was almost exclusively because I aim to support anyone who will attach Fett's Vette to their business endeavors in any fashion.

I haven't seen the movie yet but I'm fairly certain that I am now obligated.

What Year Is It?

I didn't think anything could take up more of my time and attention than google reader. I thought wrong. I recently subscribed to netflix and... things may have gotten a little out of hand.


On the first day I inadvertently discovered that the maximum number of movies that can stay in your queue at a time is 500. I think I've just about made it my mission to see everything... ever. By my calculations I have spent about 15% of my waking time over the past few months with my new love.

I think may have a problem.

Bicycles Everywhere!

Philadelphia is copying off D.C.'s paper! They're gonna do the bike sharing thing too.

I vehemently support anything that leads to me seeing lots of fun bicycles everywhere. I also vehemently support anything that gets Pennsylvania drivers off the road. They suck and Natalie Dee and some Penn State student publication agree with me. Naa!

Misadventures in Bicycling...

//For future reference, whenever you see a sentence in this blog that starts with, "it's time for..." please add a cheesy announcer voice to your internal dialogue

It's time for... Misadventures in Bicycling!!


In D.C. this month rich hippies are just pissing themselves with anticipation. Their wildest dreams are coming true; Washington D.C. is preparing to get a little more European. Next month they're looking to start SmartBike D.C.; essentially a bike rental service complete with enviropower and, more importantly, a hint of good ol' European sass. You can redeem environmentalist guilt for a bicycle at SmartBike and drop it off anytime within the next three hours at your choice of their 10 convenient locations.

Though this could fail horribly for many reasons, if it survives the initial bout of theft it could be moderately sweet. I have to say I'm pretty excited. If anyone else actually even remotely cares, please feel free to discuss it with me immediately... immediately... I heart bicycles!

P.S. If everyone would go out and buy their ridiculous, brightly colored, skintight biking outfit now it'd probably save us all from a long line later.

Spot The Fake Smile...

While I was running through Cognitive Daily's recent rss posts I found out they're running a pretty sweet little test called Spot The Fake Smile at BBC.co.uk.

On the first run I got 19 out of 20 correct, but that's because I knew the trick going in. The secret is to look for a little extra scrunching around the eyes, that usually means you're getting a real smile. Once you take the test they go over all the tells in detail, but as long as you pay attention to the eyes you should get at least 15/20.

I challenge you to match my superior skyllz!

Vote For Me...

Peace.

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others...

I was perusing the vast internet the other day (mostly shopping for sweet aviator sunglasses and equally sweet speakers) when I stumbled across something a little odd.

WTOPnews.com posted a selected list of legislation passed and failed by the 2008 Virginia General Assembly. It was a fairly interesting read... until about the middle of page 2 when it became one of the better things I've seen all week. For those that don't want to read that entire list I'll post a picture below and leave you to draw your own conclusions about how Virginia politicians spend their time.



(The one underneath it is pretty hilarious too. I didn't even notice it until just now. What a state!)